Horde MeMe

Choose 10 characters (preferably from the same fandom) and answer the questions that follow. No peeking until your list is done! Taken from here.

01 Reser the Troll Mage
02 Laceratio the Blood Elf Hunter
03 Virgos the Troll Shaman
04 Whimsi the Undead Priest
05 Tabijin the Troll Shaman
06 Nekasrof the Undead Warlock
07 Endlesshavoc the Orc Hunter
08 Taceo the Blood Elf Paladin
09 Winterr the Tauren Druid
10 Nikolaos the Blood Elf Paladin

1. Characters 4, 9 and 10 are at an arcade. What game do they choose to play, and who wins?
Whimsi, Winterr, and Nikolaos having fun... I actually think they'd play air hockey for some reason. Nikolaos would soooo totally win.

2. Make up an e-mail address for 6.
Nekasrof... Haha, easy. "richardpwnsyou@forpony.com"

3. If 8 had an iPod or some kind of music player, what kinds of songs would you find in it?
Taceo would have an edgy-sounding playlist. "Stand My Ground" by Within Temptation would be in there, as would "Hysteria" by Muse and "Sexyback" by Justin Timberlake.

4. What would you do if 9 suddenly paid you a visit?
Winterr coming to my house... Gosh, I'd probably 'moo' at her and give her a hug when she showed up.

5. Do you think 6 and 4 are made for each other?
Nekasrof and Whimsi. LOL, wow, that worked out. Maybe, just maybe. He'd be this unfeeling corpse that likes to claim souls and she'd be a confused undead being that likes to flay minds. Hmm... Yeah, they fit.

6. 1 challenges 3 to a no-holds-barred duel. Who will win and how?
Reser challenges Virgos to a duo. Virgos would win, he can heal... But... wrestling-wise, I bet Reser would win only because he let her. <3

7. 7, 2 and 1 order a pizza. What toppings does each one request, and what do the others think of the choices?
Endlesshavoc, Laceratio, and Reser order pizza. Endlesshavoc would get some sort of meat, Laceratio would want sausage probably, and Reser would just want the whole thing to be Hawaiian... I think they'd settle the choices by just having the order half Hawaiian/half chosen meat choices.

8. What subject would 1 teach if s/he were a teacher/professor? Would s/he be good at it?
If Reser were a professor, she'd teach some sort of humanity course. She'd specialize in the whole shaman/witch doctor practice stuff; with her father being a shaman, she'd know it pretty well and teach quite easily when she shares the actual practice itself with her students.

9. 5 and 10 go on their first date. Where would they go, and what would they do?
Tabijin and Nikolaos... on a date?? Oh, heck no, but on a guys' night out, I'm sure, they'd probably catch a movie together - or spend time talking about random things [possibly getting to a point where it's all 'Taceo' this and 'Zabeni' that... followed by Tabijin's sorrow with being separated from Reser when she was just a few years old].

10. 8 sings karaoke and dedicates a song to 7. What song would s/he dedicate and why?
Taceo sings a song to Endlesshavoc. Hmm... She'd choose "A Love that Will Last" by Renee Olstead. I think she'd choose it because they're both in relationships and both hoping that their love for their significant others will pull through.

11. How would 8 court 6?
Taceo... courting Nekasrof. Given that they would actually *like* each other or given that they were *made for* each other, I think Taceo would keep pestering him and pestering him and eventually just try to make room in what's left of his heart for her. She'd try to make him something every time she saw him, I bet. Nikolaos would probably be jealous, or rather lonely/left out...

12. Describe the relationship between 2 and 8 in the canon. Would you change it? Why?
'kay now, seeing as our Horde characters have a some sort of story, I kept *most* of this question. Laceratio and Taceo... Where to start? Lacera' and Tassy were raised together alongside Nikolaos. They're almost like sisters, they have little hissy fits against each other and Nikolaos often balanced the two. Laceratio is adventurous and loud, and Taceo is somewhat homebound/hearthstone-bound and often quiet. If I were to change it, I think it'd be nice for the two to actually head to Outland together and team up with Nikolaos also. It'd be nice to have the two scheme together and possibly be all 'girly' since both sometimes work against one another and are tomboys. The thought of the two of them fighting over Nikolaos is kinda funny too, but Laceratio's very independent when it comes to relationships.

13. In your list, who do you think is the perfect match for 3 and why?
A match for Virgos... If Reser, his secret admirer, doesn't fit team-wise, then I would think Whimsi would be a good teammate. Virgos's tanking/dps and Whimsi's dps/healing works a little better than Virgos' tanking/healing and Reser's dps.

14. 2 has a dream where 10 tells him/her to save 1, who is facing certain doom. What would 2 do?
Laceratio has a dream where Nikolaos tells her to save Reser... Laceratio would probably ponder why Nikolaos would bother with a troll.

15. 9 and 6 are about to get married, until 3 crashes their wedding and abducts 9 against his/her will. 6 follows them, but must forge an uneasy alliance with his/her archrival, 1. They must then hijack some form of transportation from 8 in order to get to 3's lair, where they must fight against 3's evil zombified minions. What will happen next?
Winterr and Nekasrof are about to get married until Virgos crashes their wedding and abducts Winterr against her will. Nekasrof follows them and teams up with his archrival, Reser. They hijack a mode of transportation from Taceo to get to Virgos' lair where they fight against Virgos' zombified minions. HAHA, well, this one makes much more sense than the Alliance one. First, Nekasrof and Reser would come up with a plan then bother Taceo. Once they're in Virgos' lair [probably somewhere in Stranglethorn Vale or wherever he's at home at] they'd use their shadow and ice spells to defeat Virgos' minions. Reser would then probably break down crying because she didn't think Virgos would do such a thing. Nekasrof would probably try to take Virgos' soul but Reser wouldn't let him. So, Winterr escapes while all that goes on... and that's that, really. Maybe Nekasrof and Virgos duel... I don't know. Taceo would really, REALLY want her epic mount back though. lol.

16. 8 receives a gift from 9. Does s/he open it or not? If so, what is inside?
Taceo receives a gift from Winterr. She'll open it, it probably has some sort of herbal tea or battle elixir in it.

17. 4 is walking home when s/he sees a cute fluffy creature, which promptly begins rubbing itself against his/her legs. Will s/he kick it away, or take it home?
Whimsi is walking home when she encounters a cute fluffy creature. She'd take it home and hope that her cat Tumnus would get along with it... On second thought, that fluffy creature could've been Tumnus without her knowing and she'd still take it with her in her backpack.

18. 8 is dared by 4 to strip while pole-dancing in front of 7. Write a short dialogue about this.
Taceo is dared by Whimsi to strip while poledancing in front of Endlesshavoc. MY GODDD... The deal with Taceo/Endlesshavoc... haha, Nikolaos should've been 7. Anywho...
Whimsi: "Tass, you should do strip-dance for Endlesshavoc. While pole-dancing..."
Taceo: "Ha, yeah, suuuuure, Whim'."
Whimsi: "I think he'd like it."
Taceo: "You think everyone likes everything."
Whimsi: "Do I?"
Taceo: "Yes."
Whimsi: "Oh... Oh, yeah. I do, don't I?"

19. What smiley/emoticon would best describe 5?
Tabijin would sooooo be a :C
He's my "Mr. Emo" sometimes.

20. If you had the chance to rewrite 1's life, how would you change it?
Rewriting Reser's life... Aww... I'd totally let her childhood be a normal one. The Second War tore it apart when both of her parents were recruited [her mother was then taken captive and Tabijin returned to a ransacked tribe site; Reser was swept away with the rest of the tribe's family/offspring to the safety of Durotar]. I'd have her have a full, healthy relationship with her father, complete with butting heads about becoming a shaman. She'd enjoy being watched over by her mother's pet tiger and she'd actually have a few friends in her tribe. She'd probably have a proper introduction to Virgos if their tribes met, too.

Darn, this meme's over now. :C I liked this one better than the Alliance one. LoL.

[Alliance MeMe]

Choose 10 characters (preferably from the same fandom) and answer the questions that follow. No peeking until your list is done! Taken from here.

01 Yurriot the Human Priest
02 Larodath the Night Elf Rogue
03 Viridian the Gnome Rogue
04 Deymos the Human Warlock
05 Yente the Draenei Paladin
06 Lunette the Night Elf Druid
07 Lapin the Draenei Priest
08 Lunarius the Night Elf Hunter
09 Aschen the Draenei Shaman
10 Cauthon the Human Rogue

1. Characters 4, 9 and 10 are at an arcade. What game do they choose to play, and who wins?
Deymos, Aschen and Cauthon... Maybe some sort of racing game, I bet. I think Deymos would win, maybe a tie between Cauth' and Dey'. I'm not sure.

2. Make up an e-mail address for 6.
Ugh. Lunette, 'kay I bet this isn't original. I guess "LittleMoon16@feraldruidsftw.com".

3. If 8 had an iPod or some kind of music player, what kinds of songs would you find in it?
Lunarius would probably have a bunch of upbeat instrumental songs he'd shoot arrows to... tunes to provoke adrenaline and pleasure in the thrills of battle.

4. What would you do if 9 suddenly paid you a visit?
Aschen. Whoa. I'd probably open the door and I'd just be like "Um, hi..." Just feel like a dwarf compared to his massive shoulders and tallness.

5. Do you think 6 and 4 are made for each other?
Lunette and Deymos... Nah, honestly. They are pretty good alliances though and have worked together in raids.

6. 1 challenges 3 to a no-holds-barred duel. Who will win and how?
Yurriot challenges Viridian to duel. Gosh... I'd probably say Viridian would win. That lil' dude pwns everything and he'd be too quick for poor old Yurriot to catch.

7. 7, 2 and 1 order a pizza. What toppings does each one request, and what do the others think of the choices?
Lapin, Larodath, and Yurriot eating pizza... Lapin would probably want tomatoes or ham, Laro' and Yurri' would both get sausage/bacon/pepperoni or somethin' like that. The guys would probably question why she'd want whatever she chose, but allow her to add ham, not tomatoes.

8. What subject would 1 teach if s/he were a teacher/professor? Would s/he be good at it?
Yurriot as a teacher/professor would be great, I think. If he were to teach something relating to the game, maybe he'd instruct seminars on how to heal as a priest [he did "teach" Lapin and Yente RP-wise]. In real-life, I bet he'd be a pretty good mathematics instructor since he is pretty good at math beyond algebra.

9. 5 and 10 go on their first date. Where would they go, and what would they do?
Yente and Cauthon... Maybe they'd go to a beach or he'd take her to his favorite Outland area? I really don't know. LoL.

10. 8 sings karaoke and dedicates a song to 7. What song would s/he dedicate and why?
Lunarius sings a song for Lapin. It'd probably be something like "Supermassive Black Hole" by Muse - only because they like the song and band.

11. How would 8 court 6?
Lunarius courting Lunette. D'awwwwww... Where to start? Just hanging out around the quiet areas near Dolanaar would be kinda sweet with him asking her out every now and then. Maybe they'd just go out on dates, do different things each time: he'd show her how to handle a bow and arrow, she'd play hide and seek in cat-form, they'd probably fly about Outland together. Too cute.

12. Describe the relationship between 2 and 8 in the canon. Would you change it? Why?
Larodath and Lunarius. I would say they're almost like brothers; in-game they even look alike. I've heard of some crazy-brilliant ideas in the past with the two of them, including Lunette and Cauthon. Those two make a good DPS and crowd-control duo in groups.

13. In your list, who do you think is the perfect match for 3 and why?
Lil' Viridian... Aww... I think Lapin is a pretty good match; he'd watch out for her as she'd look out for him. The tall and the short, haha.

14. 2 has a dream where 10 tells him/her to save 1, who is facing certain doom. What would 2 do?
Larodath has a dream where Cauthon tells him to save Yurriot. Larodath, probably hungover from his several mugs of ale, would probably roll over in his cot or wherever he woke up and tell himself drunkenly that it was just a dream. lawl.

15. 9 and 6 are about to get married, until 3 crashes their wedding and abducts 9 against his/her will. 6 follows them, but must forge an uneasy alliance with his/her archrival, 1. They must then hijack some form of transportation from 8 in order to get to 3's lair, where they must fight against 3's evil zombified minions. What will happen next?
Okay, let's see... Aschen and Lunette are about to get married until Viridian crashes their wedding *inhales* and abducts Aschen against his will. Lunette follows them but must work with her 'archrival' Yurriot. They hijack some sort of transportation from Lunarius in order to get to Viridian's lair, where they must fight against Viridian's evil zombified minions... *exhales* OMG LOL. Lunette and Yurriot would probably claw and smite the heck out of Viridian's zombie minions. Afterward, once Aschen was safe and sound, I bet Yurriot would ask what happened to Lunarius and why in the world would a Night Elf and Draenei get married...

16. 8 receives a gift from 9. Does s/he open it or not? If so, what is inside?
Lunarius gets a gift from Aschen. Yeah, he opens it. It's probably some sort of armor...

17. 4 is walking home when s/he sees a cute fluffy creature, which promptly begins rubbing itself against his/her legs. Will s/he kick it away, or take it home?
Deymos is walking home when he's confronted by a cute fluffy creature. I think Dey' would probably just walk past it. He'd probably take it in if it were Lunette. XD

18. 8 is dared by 4 to strip while pole-dancing in front of 7. Write a short dialogue about this.
Lunarius is dared by Deymos to strip while pole-dancing in front of Lapin. Hahaaaa. 'kay:
Deymos: "Ya know what you should do?"
Lunarius: "What?"
Deymos: "I dare you to strip and do a pole-dance for Lapin."
Lunarius: "..."
Deymos: "What?"
Lunarius: "Lunette wouldn't appreciate that."
Deymos: "Oh... yeah."

19. What smiley/emoticon would best describe 5?
Yente... I think she'd be a simple :)

20. If you had the chance to rewrite 1's life, how would you change it?
...to rewrite Yurriot's life. I probably would've given him a family or at least a niece or a sister to relate to; as much as I know, he's a wandering nomad like Deymos - and it'd be neat to write a story about how Yurriot and his female companion would 'teach' Yente and Lapin about the way of the Light.

WHEW! Amusing. Horde side next...

The Ultimate WoW Timeline

-147,000: The Titans arrive on Azeroth and create two races to reshape the world; they create dwarves (called “The Earthen”) to maintain the land and sea giants to patrol the waters.

-65,000: The Titans place the Well of Eternity, the source of all magic on Azeroth, in the center of the world’s single continent, Kalimdor.

-64,001: The Titans depart, empowering the dragonflights to care for the world and the Well of Eternity.

-14,000: Night Elves establish the first great civilization by the Well of Eternity in Kalimdor; investigating the Well releases magic upon the world.

-10,000: The First Invasion of the Burning Legion (which assaults the Kaldorei’s unprepared civilization) and the start of the War of the Ancients.

-9,999: Kaldorei Malfurion Stormrage, Tyrande Whisperwind and Illidan Stormrage, the demigod Cenarius, and the ancient dragonflights defeat the Burning Legion in the War of the Ancients. The war splits the continent in two, the seas filling the void left by the Well of Eternity, forming the Maelstrom (a furious, unending storm of elemental energy) that plagues the seas to this day.

-9,998: Illidan Stormrage secretly creates a new Well of Eternity using water stolen from the original Well; as a result his brother Malfurion locks him away in an underground prison. Dragons Alexstrasza, Ysera, and Nozdormu create the World Tree called Nordrassil which obscures the new Well of Eternity.

-9,990: The surviving Kaldorei (night elves) abandon the use of arcane magic and exile themselves in seclusion around Mount Hyjal and the World Tree; they begin practicing a safer form of divine nature magic.

-7,300: Malfurion exiles the last of the Highborne. The remaining Kaldorei weave a powerful enchantment and seal the borders of their lands in a protective mist.

-6,800: The Highborne (high elves) establish the city of Quel’Thalas.

-3,900: The Sunwell of Quel’Thalas is established.

-2,800: The humans build the nation of Arathor in Lordaeron to unite against troll attacks. Humans and high elves meet and become allies.

-2,700: The Guardians of Tirisfal is founded as a secret society.

-2,600: The Order of Tirisfal (also known as the Council of Tirisfal) is founded.

-2,500: The Ironforge Dwarves awaken in Uldaman. Khaz Modan is founded.

-1,200: The empire of Arathor fragments into seven autonomous nations.

-823: The current Guardian of Tirisfal, Aegwynn, discovers a growing demon presence on the continent of Northrend. With the aid of dragons, she tracks the demons down and defeats them; she later overpowers Sargeras in his own challenge, sealing him in a hidden tomb beneath the Great Sea.

-500: The world of Draenor is discovered by Sargeras’ second-in-command Kil’jaeden.

-374: Lunarius is born.

-372: Lunette is born.

-264: Mercruceo Aestas Morntreader is born.

-262: Aviana Septentrio Dawnseeker is born.

-230: Civil War erupts in Ironforge, with the Bronzebeard clan defeating the Wildhammer and the Dark Iron dwarves. The Wildhammer dwarves settle on the mountain of Grim Batol. Later, the Dark Iron dwarves attack Grim Batol and Ironforge at once, managing to destroy Grim Batol, but losing against the combined forces of Wildhammer and Ironforge dwarves. The Wildhammer dwarves settle on Aerie Peak.

-224: Lunara Moone is born.

-220: Adaven Sage is born.

-170: The Dwarves meet the Gnomes; Gnomeregan is built.

-147: Mercruceo Morntreader and Aviana Dawnseeker are wed.

-100: The Burning Legion begins the corruption of the orcs on Draenor.

-79: Taceo Aestas Morntreader is born.

-46: Gul’dan creates the Shadow Council.

-40: The Shadow Council creates the Horde.

-29: Winterr is born.

-27: Tabijin is born.

-26: Zabeni is born.

-24: Tabijin and Zabeni are wed after their chance meeting south of Lake Nazferiti, Stranglethorn Vale.

-19: Twins Bermuda and Triangle Cogspark are born to a pair of Goblin and Gnomish engineers working for High Tinker Gelbin Mekkatorque.

-5: Medivh begins to forge the Dark Portal between Draenor (Outland) and Azeroth.

0: Orc scouts enter the rift and create a small outpost in the Black Morass.

1: The Dark Portal fully opens, allowing the orcs/Horde to ambush Azeroth. The Blood Knight Order is created. The First War begins [between orcs and humans].

3: Tabijin turns 30 (middle-age).

4: The First War ends.

5: Sir Uther Lightbringer’s Knights of the Silver Hand is formed. Humans, Dwarves, and high elves form the Alliance. Reser is born.

6: The Second War begins; the Horde has now recruited jungle trolls as apart of their army with Tabijin as a Grunt and second-hand advisor, and Zabeni as an appointed escort for seasoned troops. The Horde invades Lordaeron and destroys much of Quel’Thalas. Alliance forces push back, but Lord Lothar is killed, causing the armies to crush the Horde and destroy The Dark Portal. The Second War ends. Zabeni is taken captive to a small group of Alliance troops, leaving Tabijin to return home to the yearling Reser. The Alliance places Horde survivors into internment camps.

7: The energy of Ner’zhul’s several portals conflict with one another, causing him to flee; the floating shards of Draenor eventually become Outland. Kil’jaeden captures Ner’zhul and irreversibly transforms him into the Lich King, encasing him in a block of ice. The orcs reconstruct the Dark Portal. Kelekia is born.

8: Outland is created from the event of Ner’zhul opening the portals on Draenor.

19: Thrall becomes Warchief of the New Horde.

20: The Third War and The Scourge (the undead plague) begin. Quel’Thalas falls under Arthas’ attack backed by an army of undead; in defense of the city, Sylvanas Windrunner is killed and resurrected as his minion. The Tauren join the Horde. Joining forces, both Horde and Alliance work together to drive out the Burning Legion at The Battle of Mount Hyjal. Atop Mount Hyjal, the night elves (who have allied with the Alliance) imbue the World Tree with their magic, giving back the immortality and power the Well of Eternity had gifted them. The magic destroys the demon forces. Lunette takes up the role as a healer, leaving young Lunara Moone and Gardien in Dolanaar. Among the Night Elf ranks, Adaven’s noble parents fall in battle.

22: Lady Sylvanas Windrunner rebels against the Lich King and forms the Forsaken, who join the Horde.

23: Tabijin turns 50.

25: World of Warcraft begins. During the Third War, King Arthas’s Scourge sacked Quel’Thalas and shattered the elven race. The Third War ends. Lunette returns to Darnassus and Dolanaar to comfort her children and the orphan Adaven before setting off again to join Lunarius in Outland. The year of Reser’s 20^th birthday and Kelekia’s 18^th birthday.

26: The dawn of the Burning Crusade; the year of Taceo’s 105^th birthday, Lunara Moone’s 250^th birthday, Adaven’s 246^th birthday, Lunette’s 398^th birthday, Bermuda and Triangle’s 45^th birthday, Lunarius’ 400^th birthday, and Winterr’s 55^th birthday. Aschen, Lapin, Magpi, Yente, and their people, the Draenei, crash-land on Azeroth and join the Alliance; Blood Elves join the Horde.

28(?): The Wrath of the Lich King.

[Under Construction... Still missing some events and characters. Ages determined by Roleplay Central: Dramatis Personae. Timeline constructed with the help of WoWWiki. And, shhh... My account was offline and I had nothing better to do.

WoW Pacifist

... Imagine playing World of Warcraft WITHOUT killing anything.

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Also, here's a few others... [Another Pacifist] [a Naked Troll] [a Naked Rogue] and a [Melee Hunter] dun dun DUN!

Theeee Auction Drawer...

...is going to get cleaned out roughly 1-5 items at a time! If you spot something that you want, please be sure to grab/request for it before it's gone!

Thanks.

P.S. Please request permission for blue items before removing them.

Anywho...

So... Now what?

Just thought I'd ask really, since Lapin's been getting most of the card time.

Anyone up for BRD, LBRS, or anything? Maybe Caverns of Time?

Destiny

"If you create a character, you create a destiny."
-- André Maurois

"What doesn't kill me makes me stronger."
-- Albert Camus

"Where your talents and the needs of the world cross lies your calling."
-- Aristotle

"Every individual has a place to fill in the world, and is important, in some respect, whether he chooses to be so or not."
-- Nathaniel Hawthorne

Love not what you are but, what you may become.
-- Miguel De Cervantes

Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does.
-- William James